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Every month like clockwork, this office window disintegrates into a chaotic mosaic that resembles TV static. It’s like a calendar alert no one signed up for. “Oh, it’s the 15th? Must be time for the window to explode into a real-life version of TV static again!”

Employees now place bets on the exact moment of the next crack-up, turning it into office sport. The facilities team has a standing appointment with glass repair services, who might as well add us to their loyalty program. Yet, in an oddly comforting way, it’s become part of the building’s quirky charm. It’s the break we didn’t ask for but have come to expect.