This Fly Shall Not Open

When you’re swamped at work, who has time for minor hiccups like a malfunctioning fly? Not this guy, that’s for sure. Faced with a zipper that decided to go on strike, he took the MacGyver route—armed only with three silver pins and a refusal to be defeated.

His dark pants now sport a “Frankenstein chic” look, as if stitched together by Dr. Frankenstein himself in a hasty lab experiment. Does it hold? Yes. Is it stylish? Debatable. But let’s give the man credit; in a world full of problems, he’s a solutions guy. And hey, it’s always better to be fastened by pins than caught with your pants down—literally.