Here’s a Coupon for Your Hard Work

After two long decades of service, you eagerly open the Christmas bonus envelope, only to find a $20 coupon for a frozen turkey. Well, that’s a meaty twist! You’d think they’d toss in a dollar for every year of dedication, but alas, maybe the firm’s on a tight poultry budget.

Chuckles aside, let’s play a festive game: guessing next year’s bonus. Perhaps a pie? A bag of stuffing? Or dare we hope, a $21 coupon for another frozen turkey? No matter what, our long-serving employee might just have the most entertaining—if not most enviable—office holiday tales. Here’s to another gobbling year of surprises!