Spiderman to Be Rescued

Sometimes, we have mornings when our gut tells us, “Maybe just don’t go in today.” But we shake it off, thinking, “What’s the worst that could happen?” Cue this guy, perched precariously high on a building, a black mask shrouding your face, dangled upside down by coworkers. His pants have taken a southward journey, leaving his underwear as the last line of defense between dignity and not so much.

For a surreal moment, he’s the Spiderman in black, minus the superpowers and the glamorous kiss from MJ. In this case, you just chalk it up to bad luck or destiny’s twisted sense of humor.