Sir, This Is Not Your Order

Just another morning shift at the cafe, right? Not quite. In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood action film, a car smashes through the front window. “Someone’s really desperate for their caffeine fix,” you think, staring at the broken glass and debris.

Forget lattes and cappuccinos; you’re now serving a fresh cup of chaos with a sprinkle of auto insurance questions. The day has suddenly transitioned from “mildly hectic” to “utterly bonkers.” Even the strongest espresso shot can’t perk you up from this jolt. As you sigh, contemplating the clean-up ahead, you can’t help but wonder: Is it too late to switch to a career in accounting?