More Birthday Doughnuts for You

Oh, the sugary irony! This well-meaning soul pre-orders 60 doughnuts to sprinkle some joy among his colleagues on his birthday. But fate throws a curveball—or shall we say, a jelly-filled twist? The morning of the big day, he got sick, leaving him with a mountain of doughy delights and zero office revelers to share them with.

This photo, capturing the unboxed doughnut deluge, quickly frosts social media feeds. Guess who’s having doughnuts for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast the next day. His birthday becomes an unexpectedly solo sugar fest, turning him into a reluctant Homer Simpson with a birthday glaze of glory for a day.