Your Boss With a Beak

Ever had a work distraction that truly defied the ordinary? This seagull is believed to be guilty, without a doubt, of relentlessly pecking at an office window. The bird’s eyes lock onto you with unnerving intensity, leaving you to wonder: Maybe the seagull is the winged harbinger of doom or just a feathery troll with time to kill.

Its gaze could rival the most demanding boss, ramping up workplace pressure to Hitchcockian levels. Is the seagull petitioning for employment, or perhaps serving as a literal “peck-sistence” coach? Eventually, this seagull incident becomes an iconic, albeit unnerving, highlight in your workday narrative.