Maybe He Just Likes the Taste of Metal

Think about the series of unfortunate events that led one guy to star in a real-life slapstick comedy—just not intentionally. He bites a key ring to close it, only to have it become a semi-permanent fixture between his upper teeth. But wait, there’s more! Determined to solve the problem, he goes in with a pair of pliers, which also get stuck. Now he’s a human toolshed with a mouthful of metal!

The selfie he shares captures the absurdity in vivid detail—his mouth wide open, the key ring and pliers in full view. You can’t make this stuff up. Was he cursed by a vengeful locksmith in a past life?