Gold-Level Work Load

It’s the Slip ‘N Slide nobody signed up for—a tiled store aisle turned into a greasy lagoon, courtesy of an avalanche of broken oil bottles. The spectacle is captured in a photo that screams “mission impossible.” Forget one, forget two; we’re talking about a mountain of shattered glass and oozing liquid gold.

While mops and paper towels are usually the janitorial superheroes, this disaster looks poised to send them into early retirement. One can’t help but feel for the unlucky worker whose cleaning shift just turned into an Olympic event, as well as the equally unfortunate soul who set off this oily cascade.