Heterochromia but With Shoes

Meet the half-awake hero of the daily grind, juggling a monotonous nine-to-five like a sleepwalking circus act. Every morning, it’s the same automated sequence: shower, dress, commute, repeat. But even pros fumble, and today he’s orchestrated a fashion faux pas for the ages. Voila! One brown shoe on the left, a sleek black one on the right.

We could chalk it up to a bold style choice, but let’s be real—it’s the siren call of routine dulling the senses. The silver lining? His socks match—a small but comforting win. Proof that even on autopilot, this guy’s got a dash of sartorial savvy.