Grumpy’s Christmas Revenge

When it comes to holiday cheer, this feline clearly opted out—and then took it a step further. Forget milk and cookies; it seems this cat heard Santa’s arrival and went straight for the fireplace switch. It’s not a Christmas card; it’s a warning, all wrapped up with a bow of sarcasm and a dash of menace.

This photo might just be the perfect gift for that one friend who rolls their eyes at tinsel and eggnog. The cat’s deadpan glare is the universal mood of someone who’s had one too many versions of “Jingle Bells.” It’s the festive cynicism none of us knew we needed.