At Least We Know Mom’s Favorite

Who knew sibling rivalry could smell so sweet? This candle doesn’t just fill the room with the aroma of warm vanilla or berry bliss—it fills it with subtle bragging rights. Somewhere in the background, Rachel is glowing as brightly as the wick, while the other siblings are undoubtedly plotting their retaliation—with a similar label, hopefully.

This might be the most hilariously specific gift ever created. A combination of cozy vibes and petty favoritism wrapped up in a jar. Imagine trying to explain this to the extended family at dinner—Rachel’s already the favorite, and now she’s the fragrance of the year.