Godzilla’s Housewarming Blessing

This cross-stitched masterpiece is the ultimate blend of humor and disaster prep. As a quirky addition to any home, it channels the hope that if the giant lizard ever goes on a rampage, your house will be the last one standing. Practical? Not really. Hilarious? Absolutely. It’s the kind of gift that screams, “I care about your survival… sort of.”

This piece is perfect for friends with a dark sense of humor because it’s both oddly comforting and a bit of a warning. It’s a conversation starter, wall decor, and a subtle prayer to the kaiju overlord, all rolled into one.