There’s No Free Lunch

This guy’s spouse believed she got a fantastic deal for a frying pan on Amazon. She had to pay only $5 for it. After it arrived, she saw that this was a skillet suitable only for a Barbie doll. Cooking your meal in a tiny frying pan is a great way to stay on a diet! Size doesn’t matter? Well, it most certainly does. Another saying that might be suitable in this instance is “there’s no free lunch”. We’re now out of clichés but we can just state the obvious and say that the wife expected it to be much bigger.