Larry Storch, 98 –  $1 Million

There’s something special about a man who knows his place, and the great actor/comedian Larry Storch’s certainly realized where he belongs. Ever since the long-gone year of 1939, he’s made a living out of playing comedic characters and making us laugh with some notably hilarious performances. Now 98, Storch is best known for The Great Race, F Troop, and his voice work on Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales. He hasn’t been on camera since 2010 and is, for that reason, presumed to be retired. Over the years, he appeared in a whopping 246 acting productions, so he surely deserves a rest!