The Most Russian Photo of All Time?

Military attire? Check. A man who looks a lot like Vladimir Putin? Check. A chainsaw? Check. Something being chopped to pieces in an unnecessarily-violent manner? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, this may well be the most Russian photo of all time! We know that the vodka is missing, but we’re pretty sure those winter jackets have pockets deep enough to hide a bottle.

When you live in the Motherland, eating healthy fruit isn’t worth it if there’s not some sort of bloody contraption involved. Think slicing a watermelon with a chainsaw is overkilling it? Well, welcome to Russia!