This Is How Mr. Potato Head Burns Carbs

In the first toy story movie, Andy gets a Mrs. Potato Head for Christmas. This jolts his Mr. Potato into action and, realizing he needs to shave, simply plucked off his mustache and called the job done. He may have been able to shave in a jiffy, but to lose weight, he has to hit the gym like a normal person.

Here he is pictured on a treadmill, widely regarded as the best piece of exercise equipment available. This machine is renowned for effectively searing off fat, and building fitness and is an integral part of every personal trainer’s exercise plan.