When Hell Came to Town

In a comical yet concerning turn of events, viewers were left scratching their heads when weatherman Cory McCloskey’s forecast got everyone gasping, worrying, and chuckling. Instead of the balmy summer temperatures one might expect, some cities were reported to be experiencing scorching highs exceeding 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.

From temperate conditions in the low 60s to mind-boggling peaks of 2,960 degrees, it was a glitch of epic proportions. Among the more absurd readings was a reported 1270-degree day. As laughter mingled with disbelief, one couldn’t help but marvel at the surreal spectacle. It was a reminder that even the most meticulous forecasts can fall victim to the whims of technology gone awry.