Reality: 8 O’Clock Bedtime

You feel like having a drinking and dancing tonight, but the cruise ship is strangely silent after eight o’clock. The other guests aren’t exactly young, as the cruise ship population is mostly made out of retired couples making the most of their golden years. They’re too tired to even leave the room at night.

You hit the cruise ship club and realize it’s practically empty. One or two other guests are there, but they stay for less than half an hour. The DJ is bored out of his mind and playing tunes from ten years ago. Your Saturday night dreams are over before ten o’clock.