Reality: Your Cousin Does Some Karaoke

After the “excitement” of the afternoon, there’s nothing quite like hitting the bar and watching a live performance. Sadly, the entertainment on the ship is, well… Underwhelming. During the first night, you’re forced to listen to your cousin’s karaoke singing for hours—and no, it’s not exactly a 10/10 show.

“It can only get better,” you think, optimistically. However, karaoke night continues the following day because your ticket wasn’t expensive enough to pay for the services of professional performers! Two nights in, you give up hitting the bar at all… It’s better to get some cocktails in the room and fall asleep watching TV.