Reality: Sweet (But Not in a Good Way)

Unlimited drink passes come at a cost. The people running the cruise ship know that the heaviest drinker aboard may end up costing them a fortune. So, what do they do? They try to save as much as possible. Do you want a pint of beer? Well, they added some water to make it cheaper. What about some wine? Well, don’t expect a top-shelf bottle!

The worst, however, is the cocktails, which are filled with sugary juice and overly sweet. Alcohol is more expensive than low-grade orange juice, so why not use a lot of the latter? Unlimited drinking often means low-quality drinking.