Reality: A Tacky, Claustrophobic Shack

The suite was a bit too expensive for you, so you get a nice cruise ship cabin. It was pricy anyway, so it can’t be that bad, right? Well, wrong! Once you get inside, you realize the room was poorly decorated a long time ago. Your brain freezes as the ’70s furniture blinds your senses with colorful patterns.

The window to the ocean isn’t exactly amazing. The glass is dirty and makes you feel nauseated. Sitting in front of the sofa, an old TV makes you understand the reality of the situation: you’re not on a luxurious cruise ship room, you’re in a shady motel on the water!