Reality: Bad Knees Won’t Go Too Far

You dreamt of this vacation for years. You imagined yourself leaving the cruise ship and getting on a rented scooter alone, ready to explore a new culture and meet people who speak a different language. Instead… you’re in a bus with mostly retired folk, driving around for a while until everybody ends up at the local mall.

Not quite the “Live Love Laugh” experience you wanted, is it? It’s great to spend the day with older people, which tend to be very nice and sweet. But if adrenaline is what you’re craving, going on cruise-ship excursions may not be the best option.