Suspiciously Bombastic Side-Eye

This is set in a glittering Hollywood bash where the crème de la crème of cinema cross paths. Italian siren Sophia Loren and bombshell Jayne Mansfield are seated together—talk about a photo op! But wait, what’s with Sophia’s side-eye? It’s almost as if she’s both envious and in awe of her companion’s plunging neckline.

Interestingly, though, there’s no envy in this frame. Sophia herself cleared the air, admitting that her glance was less the green-eyed monster and more concern for a potential wardrobe malfunction. Simply put, she was bracing for a Jayne Mansfield overflow. Even A-listers know that sometimes, the real showstopper is keeping the show on.