The Drunchies

The expression “munchies” refers to the relentless feeling of hunger one gets after smoking marijuana. But in the American states where the psychedelic herb is not legal, all people are left to deal with is the “drunchies.” As you should have already guessed, it is the equivalent of munchies for alcohol lovers.

The thing about the drunchies, though, is that you should cook before drinking, not afterward. After all, even the simplest foods can come out wrong after one or two bottles of Jack Daniel’s! Next time, it’s probably better to order some food instead of drunkenly turning the oven on.