Reading the Tracks

Identifying tracks in the snow is pretty easy, and humans have been doing so for ages. When primitive hunters saw animal footprints in the snow, for example, they knew there was something they could hunt nearby. With that in mind, we’ve channeled our inner primitive hunter to read these snow tracks, and we’re not very happy with what we see.

There’s no possible positive interpretation of this snowy disaster, so we can only hope the people inside the car managed to survive the mess. We’re not so confident about the vehicle itself, though, as it was most likely impossible to recover.