Neckbeard Problems

Beards have always been a part of human culture, but they are more fashionable than ever now. According to outlets such as Beard Brand, neckbeards can take at least three months to grow and should be no longer than “two fingers up” from one’s Adam’s apple. Neckbeards are a lot of work, but they can get destroyed in mere seconds.

The poor guy in the picture sure loved his neckbeard, but he lost it all when he decided to operate heavy machinery without proper protection. Maybe it’s time to go beardless now… After all, that neckbeard grew way past his Adam’s apple!