This Ain’t Your Childhood Backyard Swing

We’ll keep this honest by saying that we’re not envious of this man at all. No way are we subjecting ourselves to such sheer heights, man! This ain’t anybody’s backyard swing from their childhoods. It ain’t even that carnival YoYo ride you once tried as a kid.

The Orlando Starflyer is a beast that holds the title of being the World’s Tallest Swing Ride at 450 feet. According to their website, it’s a unique attraction appealing to young and old alike, the adventurous and not so adventurous. We beg to differ.