A Ride That Can Make One Cross Eyed

While voluntarily crossing the eyes won’t lead to long-term damage, as per Optometrists Clinic, there is a disorder that causes them to point inward. The condition wherein the eyes don’t line up with each other is called strabismus. Simply put, one eye is turning in a different direction from the other.

Since we’re done with the science of it all, let’s talk about this kid that found his eyes crossing while on an intense ride. He’s probably thinking of never being the Robin to his dad’s Batman ever again after this wild happening. Who can blame him?

This Ain’t Your Childhood Backyard Swing

We’ll keep this honest by saying that we’re not envious of this man at all. No way are we subjecting ourselves to such sheer heights, man! This ain’t anybody’s backyard swing from their childhoods. It ain’t even that carnival YoYo ride you once tried as a kid.

The Orlando Starflyer is a beast that holds the title of being the World’s Tallest Swing Ride at 450 feet. According to their website, it’s a unique attraction appealing to young and old alike, the adventurous and not so adventurous. We beg to differ.

Geez, What A Photobomber!

We can already hear that gal in pink exasperatedly saying, “Get out of the way, lady!” She just had to walk by as they’re having their mini-pictorial, and it’s grinding the gears of these women. There’s a term for people who do this—photobombers.

We can see that the lady is quite apologetic for what she had just done by that universal expression, and accidentally photobombing somebody’s picture makes most of us feel bad. Quick fact, though. Did you know that the word photobombing is now officially part of most major dictionaries, from Merriam-Webster to Cambridge?