Where’s Santa

This is not the surprise we were looking for. Someone played their cards wrong and did us dirty. Where is Santa? We paid for Santa, but we got an odd-looking blob instead. Maybe we are just old-fashioned and haven’t gotten up to speed on Santa’s new look.

This is one of those treats reserved for a unique bunch of people unless you are looking for trouble in the household. The packaging should be enough to tell you that something wasn’t right. Even Santa’s face on the foil is ineligible! These guys were not even trying to hide their intentions here.